some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
