How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Someone shit on the floor
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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