what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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