I don't think brook has ever known best
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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