I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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