im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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