its not stalking. its research.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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