spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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