Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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