She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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