Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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