Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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