whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The air taste purple.
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