I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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