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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just want to make out with him forever
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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