Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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