In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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