So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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