You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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