Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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