I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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