STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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