This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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