I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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