Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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