dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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