why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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