No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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