I wanna passion pit in your ass
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Randomize