the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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