are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
