Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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