babies were throwing up all over the place
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
