I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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