BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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