the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My life is pants optional.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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