The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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