Buhtt sex?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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