So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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