Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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