I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The Olympian is in my bed
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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