Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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