I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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