just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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