And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
vagina is talking i cant
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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