You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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