butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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