She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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