I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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