do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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