We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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