so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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