thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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