I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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