All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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