Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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